Sunday, August 13, 2006

where the cows roam

i went out last night to a local watering hole, and they should rename this place the" pasture" because this is where the fuckin moo-moo's roam. fuck the fire marshall worrying about the people limit,he should crack down on the WEIGHT limit in this place. i know it's drink and drown night and these cows think they might score with a drunk,but even with beer-goggles on don't help these ho's,fuck seeing double vision of these beasts i would think i'm indian jones gettin chased by rolling boulder's. i feel for the poor soul who picks one up and goes home to this
i always remember the old Denis Leary standup "i'm just big boned, NO your big ASSED, dinosaur's are big boned,put the fuckin fork down"
i really don't have much else to ramble about but i'm going back to J.T.'s variety club tonight there's live music tonight and wherever there's live music there's hotties.
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